Mr Mackerel now on Facebook!
Mr Mackerel is now on Facebook. You can friend him by searching for Jack Mackerel.
We haven’t checked to see whether extradimensional beings are allowed on Facebook, but we’ll just assume that such outright racism is alien to Facebook.
Failed synopses for romantic drama films
Synopses is the plural of synopsis, in case you were wondering. Read downwards (while reading left to right) if you’re interested in how badly a blogger can fail when imagining the plot of a romantic drama film.
› Continue readingThe wonders of female hygiene
One of the most insightful and amatory questions to ask a girl when on a first date with her, aside from “what’s your cup size?” and “do you shave in a pattern?” is: “what’s your absorbency rating?”
› Continue readingSpider Guy and the Unfortunate Love Affair
A chronicling of passionate admiration, spiders, and goats.
› Continue readingBecause it’s still pretty okay to have our tea pots
Skin glowing with heat on a Summer beach. It made her doze off. It made me doze off.
› Continue readingSometimes insects
Bugs are cool. There is at all times a weirder one than the weirdest one you’ve ever seen.
› Continue readingHarmonica man, born of an orchard
He played the harmonica above his plate, beans in a muddy sauce, remembering his days playing with Buddy Guy. He controlled the vibrations of air in this room, his canvas. The air which he played spun a melody of traversing a valley. In thoughts and in tune he followed the river therein. The river brought him back again to the table, empty save for a plate.
› Continue readingTruck toaster || A story about women and dewy mornings
The arms of those tall squidly humans are flailing about; they occasionally hit the bongo. The liquid turns to blue, I forgot: does this mean it’s poison or that we’ve found the elixir of life? Oh, the business is doing so, so good.
› Continue readingMonth of the Mighty Moustache!
Mo’ Bros and Sistas gather here, Movember is near! Oh dear, what does this mean?
› Continue readingAdministrative notice: Traffic surge
Today gleefulsincerity.com has welcomed over 10,000 visitors, mostly through StumbleUpon. Here are a few suggestions for further browsing beyond the most viewed posts:
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