These games are all immensely popular, highly rated and a fair amount of fun, but each and every one of them is also a spectacular shitbag of suck. Mirror’s Edge (2009, metacritic 81, user score 8.2, 1+ million copies sold) Parkour does not translate well to the PC. Moments of fluid motion are rare, the game is plagued [...]
photo credit: uli harder The arms of those tall squidly humans are flailing about; they occasionally hit the bongo. The liquid turns to blue, I forgot: does this mean it’s poison or that we’ve foundĀ an elixir of life?
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