Inside the giant egg

I was born inside a giant egg.

It had no yolk or albumen, just an inflatable swimming pool and plastic books.

Nobody loves 7 Upside Down like Henry M.

dnL was a short-lived soft drink, which you can read about in the screenshot below: Henry M. loves dnL. He loves it so very much that when he learned the product was going to be discontinued, he bought all the remaining stock in his town’s supermarkets and stored it in a cupboard, where his camping [...]

The Mantle of Mistrust

“Rest assured there is no deeper than rock bottom”, said Professor Arkengaard. And Professor Arkengaard is at all times mistaken, which is a fine gauge as to the veracity of statements about the world. Whatever Professor Arkengaard says, the opposite is probably true.

Broccoli Man gets made redundant

England has its own special superheroes. Today we’re going to talk about a dear friend of Mr. Mackerel: Broccoli Man. Broccoli Man is a superhero with the power of broccoli (being generally nutritious) and can always be counted on in a pickle. Unfortunately Broccoli Man was made redundant recently and is now on the dole. [...]

147 steps close to conclusion

Mr Mack’s “147 steps” is reaching its finale. When complete, not only will you be enlightened, you can also expect entirely new and different posts.

Ultimately ushering in the usual updates

One may have noticed “with a vengeance” proved somewhat of an exaggeration. To hold you over until further updates, let us remember the 5th of November with some altogether alluring alliteration.