Archive for 2009
New theme
Introducing new theme. Lots of tweaking needed in the coming days. Mr. Mackerel is coming back with a vengeance.
Mr Mackerel now on Facebook!
Mr Mackerel is now on Facebook. You can friend him by searching for Jack Mackerel. We haven’t checked to see whether extradimensional beings are allowed on Facebook, but we’ll just assume that such outright racism is alien to Facebook.
Failed synopses for romantic drama films
Synopses is the plural of synopsis, in case you were wondering. Read downwards (while reading left to right) if you’re interested in how badly a blogger can fail when imagining the plot of a romantic drama film.
The wonders of female hygiene
One of the most insightful and amatory questions to ask a girl when on a first date with her, aside from “what’s your cup size?” and “do you shave in a pattern?” is: “what’s your absorbency rating?”
