The wonders of female hygiene

One of the most insightful and amatory questions to ask a girl when on a first date with her, aside from “what’s your cup size?” and “do you shave in a pattern?” is: “what’s your absorbency rating?”

Spider Guy and the Unfortunate Love Affair

A chronicling of passionate admiration, spiders, and goats.

Month of the Mighty Moustache!

Mo’ Bros and Sistas gather here, Movember is near! Oh dear, what does this mean?

How to Trigger a Lucid Nightmare in 3 Easy Steps

photo credit: ste3ve Having grown up in dreamlike dimensions of monsters, demons and ever-changing landscapes, it is easy for Mr Mackerel to understand the human consciousness and how the brain can be influenced. Leave that to Mr Mack! (He likes the smell of cinnamon muffins baking in the oven. He likes watching the mesmerising rainbow [...]

Tongue-eating bug found in humans

photo credit: MFS LONDON – A gross creature which gobbles up a person’s tongue and then replaces it with its own body has been found in Britain for the first time.