When I scratch my head, words fall out. Sometimes they look just like wise words:
I) The question should not be ‘has Mr. Mackerel lost his marbles?’ The question should be ‘has he lost his marbles thanks to, or despite himself?’
II) Currently you are surrounded by an overwhelming number of objects that each individually are the manifestation of an idea. You’re enclosed by a mind-boggling amount of designs, redesigns, production processes, truck journeys, logging, mining, etc. etc.
III.a) Advice you get from people is the advice they’ve been giving themselves. Watch the advice you give.
III.b) When people give up certain behaviour, they grow contemptuous of those who are as they were.
IV) There isn’t a problem in the world that couldn’t be solved or prevented by eating a peach or clementine while strolling out into the night or a sunny park.
V) It’s perfectly possible to compare apples and oranges.
VI) The intangible aspects of life, death, consciousness and the universe will never make sense. They will make nonsense.
VII.a) Every human being on the planet that is or ever was, everyone you meet today and tomorrow, originated from unspeakable acts between two other panting, naked human beings.
VII.aa) Every artificially inseminated human being that is or ever was, originated from unspeakable acts in a lonely room with indecent magazines and a sterile room with sharp tools.
VIII.a) Wash your hands before reaching out to someone.
VIII.b) You are of use to no one, if you’re of no use to yourself.
IX) Someone else is going through the exact same thing.
X) Any definition of human beings can only be given when preceded with “In general,”. For example, human being: (In general,) any living or extinct member of the family Hominidae characterized by superior intelligence, articulate speech, and erect carriage.
XI) The metaphysical make-up of the apple I’m eating is identical to that of the tip of your nose.
XII) There is no arguing with the wind.
XIII) If I’m at liberty to say…
XIV) Most of the time people are busy looking for ways to look busy.
XV) Comfort is an addictive substance and should be consumed with great care and moderation.
XVI) Take a banana for instance.
XVII) Sincerely I venture into the World Mist. This is all I can do.
