photo credit: DavidDMuir

No introduction necessary. Everyone has a need or desire for easy money. Here’s a perfectly legal way you’ve never thought of. There are a lot of steps, but each step takes but little effort and the end result is a steady trickle into your bank account.

I really wish there would be such a thing as a secret. Unfortunately, There is none. I don’t want to be a prick, but I also don’t waste your time. Seriously, go do something that makes you feel happy about the end result and do it incessantly. The only guaranteed way is the hard way.

Here’s a silly dialogue to make up for suggesting there’s easy money to be made:

“There’s a frothy disturbance in the clouds.”

“Truly. Looks like a meteorite might be heading straight for us.”

“No no, that would be impossible. A meteorite travels far too fast for us to see it in case it headed straight for us.”

“Oh, it loops.”

“Yes, and… oh. It’s here. Hello.”

“You say hello? I am the carrot you never dared to eat! Stomach! Oh no, my stomach’s gone, where am I going to put the soup? Please show me the way to your bathroom. Why is your hair moving? Make it stop!”

“What!”

“Did he insult my hair?”

“Really, though.”

“I’ve got some… I’ve got some gum right here. Would you like some?”

“You show me gum! Is it your business to show me gum? Did you not see me fly figures in the sky and land on my feet before you? Pigment poachers! I make pencils from cremated humans. You! Take off your lumbersome clothing. Do it now!”

“No.”

“Yes, alright.”

“Thank your head. Your nakedness pleases me! Your skin, so empty of bugs. Your organs, so neatly inside. What grows there? Is it looking for something? Give me that!”

“It’s attached.”

“My soup is noisy. Show me the way to your bathroom!”