Failed synopses for romantic drama films

Synopses is the plural of synopsis, in case you were wondering. Read downwards (while reading left to right) if you’re interested in how badly a blogger can fail when imagining the plot of a romantic drama film.

The Great Big Stew in the Sky

• New version uploaded. Removed boring parts, improved sound synchronisation, chose more logical shot order, edited dialogue, and allowed slightly more time for reading. It is done. The story of The Great Big Stew in the Sky is now available. Without further ado:

Administrative notice: GBSITS film release

Soon, at 15:30 GMT, the story of the vegetable quest will be released. Mr Mackerel decided a few days ago that he would do it like the trailer, not just photos and text. He has been working on it for many hours and is now frantically tweaking the film to make it presentable to the [...]